Long ago and far away on a farm in the flatlands by the Father of Waters, a beautiful baby was born...... And then a few weeks later my mother gave birth to me. I was raised on a farm in the country, grew up, and went away to college where I quickly became obsessed with the hottest, tallest engineering student on campus. Well I worked my magic (I was 40 pounds skinnier and wore pretty much the same bra size) and the next thing you know I was married to the most wonderful, most brilliant, most spiritual, most athletic, most awesomest guy on the planet. Then we didn't waste much time spawning three little cuties - Super G, the Turnernator, and Destruct-o-girl.
Now I am a domestic goddess with a useless Microbiology degree, ruling my small kingdom and wondering daily when the servants will arrive. The laundry is really, really backing up at this point. I love a lot of stuff, but when I started thinking about them I realized that everything somehow related to food and I was ashamed. My life is small but busy, and for every day I am thankful.
Now I am a domestic goddess with a useless Microbiology degree, ruling my small kingdom and wondering daily when the servants will arrive. The laundry is really, really backing up at this point. I love a lot of stuff, but when I started thinking about them I realized that everything somehow related to food and I was ashamed. My life is small but busy, and for every day I am thankful.
